Friday, November 2, 2012

The Danger Zone!

Life aboard Let's Dance is full of surprises. Every day brings some new experience -- for our amusement, bewilderment, astonishment or, occasionally, edification. We rise, pull the anchor or slide away from a dock, and await the gifts that man and nature have in store for us. There are a lot of "ho, hums" and a great many "oh, wows!". The weeks following our departure from Washington provided more than a few exclamations of the "oh, wow!" variety.

Making our exit down the Potomac River, we reenter the northernmost tip of (what we now know is) the Dahlgren Laboratory Naval Surface Warfare Center "Danger Zone." Alert to potential radio instructions from Navy patrol boats, we are not disappointed when the captain of Range Boat One identifies himself on the radio. Sure enough, we are the southbound trawler in his sights. "We've got lots of eyes on you," he says. Well, that's good. We think. Unlike our previous encounter, this day the Navy is playing for keeps and conducting "live fire" exercises! Oh, wow! These guys are not kidding, and fortunately, they are not targeting trawlers today.


Following their very concise instructions, we scoot to the far edge of the river and hug the shore as we head south. All seems normal until about an hour into the zone when we hear a muffled boom followed by a definite splash! We track the sound to see a huge spray of river water about two miles off our starboard. Live fire, indeed! We snuggle closer to the port-side shoreline and hustle on our way. Twice more, booms and splashes before the captain of Range Boat Three, at the southern end of the Danger Zone, hails us to say, "Let's Dance! The range is no longer hot! We are done for the day. Carry on, captain." The time is exactly 1700 hours and the patrol boat speeds back up river so the guys can begin their weekend in earnest. We are no longer in the Danger Zone!

Some days later, after exploring the sights (and eateries) of Baltimore, it's time to turn our bow southward towards home. Again, we traverse the familiar Norfolk waterfront -- home to military vessels galore -- but this time our attention is caught by the Carnival "Glory" as she prepares for her Saturday night departure. We anchor in a lovely little basin called Hospital Point, directly across the narrow waterway, with about 15 others and settle in for the show. Crowds of happy vacationers line the decks of the giant liner, many with Mai Tais or Red Stripes in hand as they anticipate their 10 day escape. A female DJ encourages dancing on the Lido deck and we are close enough to see (and hear) the revelry. A quick lifeboat drill and the hulking cruiser throws off her lines and leaves the dock.....on their way to endless buffets, island ports of call and, with luck, no close encounters with hurricane Sandy.


Continuing our migration south, we settle into a familiar anchorage at the mouth of the Alligator River in North Carolina. The quiet of the early evening is disturbed only by the fluttering wings of a duo of giant moths, drawn to the lights of our saloon. After a quick dinner, with the doors now closed to winged intruders, we settle in for the night under a starry, starry sky. Life is good on Let's Dance!

Soon, we share a quick glance as a deep thrumming sound vibrates though the hull, gaining momentum until it feels like the boat is shivering around us. Maybe we should check outside to see what is going on! We do, and, "Oh, wow!" A quartet of jet aircraft, red and green lights pulsing as they twist and turn above us, circle Let's Dance in a broad, graceful arc. One by one, they dip to the horizon for a simulated touch down, then rise in the distance to begin the dance again. The sound is deafening as it flows outward then ebbs to just a dull throb in the distant sky. For thirty minutes the planes maneuver over the swampy terrain -- turning, dipping and ascending in mock dog-fight posturing. We have anchored in the theater of 'Top Gun'. 

 
It is beyond mesmerizing. We stand on the bow, ears covered, admiring their airborne acrobatics. And then, suddenly, blessed silence.....for about 20 minutes. Apparently dinner hour was short for the fly boys, because they are back with a super sonic vengeance. Blazing taillights reflect in the still waters of our anchorage and speeding silhouettes streak across the pale arc of the moon. Again and again they circle and swoop, until finally, fuel spent, they cede the night back to the peace of nature.

The next day, with time on our hands as we motor on south, we research the previous night's parade of planes. Here is what we now know: the Seymour Johnson AFB (secretly situated adjacent to our calm little anchorage) is home to the F-15E dual-role jet fighter "Strike Eagle". These little gems retail for about $32 million, have a wingspan of 42 feet, a length of 62 feet, weigh in at 37,500 pounds, have a fuel capacity of 35,500 pounds, a range of 2,400 miles and a top speed of 1,875 mph (that would be Mach 2.5 plus to you and me.) Oh, wow!

Like Let's Dance, they have a crew of two, but there all similarities end. We are slimmer, shorter, heavier, more fuel efficient and noticeably slower. That, and we don't cost US taxpayers a dime.

Always conscious of Mother Nature, we hung out at the Myrtle Beach Yacht Club for Sandy's tumultuous seas to subside enough for us to proceed safely on down the coast.....Charleston, Beaufort and Daufuskie in our future. Back into our safety zone.

Let's Dance.......Carol and Bill